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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:49
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Then came..
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Feature: 11 Games With 'Secret' Performance Bumps You Should Revisit On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
McDonald’s bringing it’s own version of iconic dessert to its McFlurry menu - MLive.com
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?